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You know it's good because it's
As advertised on The Mike Malloy Show
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Happy Mother's Day!
Of Course there are other days worth celebrating this month:
May 01 - Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day (I thought of a joke that I cannot use ...)
May 02 - Fire Day
May 03 - Lumpy Rug Day (Well if you wouldn't keep sweeping stuff under it ...)
May 04 - National Candied Orange Peel Day
May 05 - National Hoagie Day (Theme song: Stardust.)
May 06 - Beverage Day (Hint ... hint)
May 07 - International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, and National Roast Leg of Lamb Day
May 08 - No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day
May 09 - Lost Sock Memorial Day (Well if you would have worn your socks yesterday you'd remember where you put them!)
May 10 - Clean Up Your Room Day (And my Parent's 63rd Wedding Anniversary!)
May 11 - Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day (You are entering another dimension where you can eat whatever you want.)
May 12 - Limerick Day (There once was a man from Nantucket ...)
May 13 - Leprechaun Day
May 14 - National Dance Like A Chicken Day
May 15 - National Chocolate Chip Day
May 16 - Wear Purple For Peace Day
May 17 - Pack Rat Day
May 18 - International Museum Day and Visit Your Relatives Day (If they're old enough you can kill two birds with one stone.)
May 19 - Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
May 20 - Eliza Doolittle Day (Wouldn't It Be Loverly.)
May 21 - National Memo Day and National Waitresses/Waiters Day (Note to self ... leave a big tip.)
May 22 - Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day
May 23 - Penny Day and ...
It's my birthday too yeah.
May 24 - National Escargot Day (Proving that some people will eat anything if you put garlic butter on it.)
May 25 - National Tap Dance Day (Gotta Dance!)
May 26 - Grey Day (Celebrated 350 days a year in Seattle.)
May 27 - Body Painting Arts Festival
May 28 - National Hamburger Day (Should fall on a Tuesday.)
May 29 - End Of The Middle Ages Day (Whew! ... Glad that's over ... Time for ... The Renaissance!)
May 30 - My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day (See May 12th.)
May 31 - National Macaroon Day (A fine cookie in its own right but pales in comparison next to May 15th's cookie ingredient.)
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